Classic Geography!

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY Between 18 and 25 A woman is like Africa: Wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious,fertile deltas. Between 26 and 34 A woman is like America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. Between 35 and 44 A woman is like India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. Between 45 and 54 A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. Between 55 and 60 A woman is like Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistake s of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. Between 61 and 65 A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. Between 66 and 70 A woman is like Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. After 70 A woman is likeAfghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there...... MALE GEOGRAPHY Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : Ruled by a dick.....