Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them
Forever.
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
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