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From: DV Lottery <dv@stategov-us.com>
Date: June 8, 2011 2:36:18 PM EDT
To:
Subject: U.S. Department of State - United States Permanent Resident Card for xxxx xxxxx

U.S. Department of State sent this message to xxxx xxxx@yahoo.com)
Your registered name is included to show this message originated from U.S. Department of State.

Congratulations, you've won !

Dear xxxx xxxxxx ,Congratulations on winning a United States Permanent Resident Card through Diversity Visa Lottery. Selection guarantees that you will receive a United States Permanent Resident Card(also known as Green Card or Diversity Visa) only if you follow the instructions for further processing. Follow the instruction below to pay the processing fees and start the integration process in the United States as soon as possible. Acceptance Date: Wednesday 8th of June 2011 02:36:16 PM Winner Name: xxxx xxxxx Country of Birth: Uganda Phone Number: xxx-1234

Is the Diveristy Visa FREE ?
No. There is a big confusion. Only the participation in the Diversity Visa Lottery was free but the winners must pay the visa processing fees. The fees are collected by Embassy or Consulate abroad, Department of Homeland Security's, United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS). The fee is also used to prove your identity and express your interest in the U.S visa so we can make all the demands required for your relocation in the United States.

Fees:

Type of Residence Card Status Price (per person) United States Permanent Resident Card Granted! - Waiting for payment of processing fee $880 Subtotal: $880 Processing fees Included Total $880 INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DIVERSITY IMMIGRANT VISA PROGRAM You have been selected at random from over 12.1 million qualified entries (16.5 million with derivatives) received.The diversity lottery was conducted under the terms of section 203(c) of the Immigration and Nationality Act which makes available 50,000 permanent resident visas annually to persons from countries with low rates of immigration to the United States. With the Diversity Visa (also known as Green Card) you will enjoy all the advantages and benefits of a US permanent resident, including: Health Insurance: Freedom HSA Direct Individual Helth insurance for 1 year Dwelling: Apartment in New York, Queens(1 bedroom) for 3 months Guaranteed job: A job in the field that you are are currently qualified so you can start working even from the first week you arrive in the United States and get paid as U.S citizen. Education: Education for U.S. Students or Higher Education through EducationUSA. It includes transfer to a U.S college or Univeristy so you can continue your educational study. More details can be found at http://educationusa.state.gov/. The annual DV program makes visas available to persons meeting simple, but strict, eligibility requirements.The Department of State implemented the electronic fees processing system beginning with DV-2005 in order to make the DV process more efficient and secure. The fees must be paid using Western Union money transfer and will be processed by the U.S. embassy in the United Kingdom. Western Union is a leading provider of International person-to-person money transfer. With more than 150 years experience and 245,000 Agent locations in over 200 countries and territories, Western Union is recognized for sending money quickly, reliably, and safety. Click on the following link to find the nearest Western Union agency and send the fees payment (U.S $880 or equivalent local currency.) Find Western Union Agency If you are unable to find a Western Union agency near your location, you may ask a relative or friend to pay the fee on your behalf. Please note that you are allowed to take with you as many family members you want. However for each person you must pay an additional amount of U.S $880 For example if you decide to move in the United States with your wife and a kid the total fee is US$880(your fee) + US$880(your wife) + US$880(your kid) = US$2640. If you want to move alone the fee is as stated above only US$880 After you send the payment follow the next steps : Email at dv@stategov-us.com with the following details (you can find them on the money transfer receipt): 1) Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN): 2) Exact sender's name on file with Western Union: 3) Exact sender's address on file with Western Union: 4) Amount sent: Then wait for the confirmation that the payment was received. Within 72 hours, you will receive a confirmation via email with your Case Number/Confirmation Number and exact date and time when you will receive your documents and travel information to move in the United States. Please send the payment to the U.S. embassy agent address in United Kingdom: Kavitha Ganapathy 24 Grosvenor Square London, W1A 2LQ United Kingdom Why to send the payment fees in the United Kingdom ? The payment must be sent to U.S. embassy agent address in United Kingdom because the U.S government decided this based on its international policy and the relations with your country. Notice The payment must be sent via Western Union no later than 15 June 2011. You are strongly encouraged not to wait until the last day to pay. Heavy demand may result in system delays. Under no circumstances can diversity visas be issued or adjustments approved after this date, nor can family members obtain diversity visas to follow-to-join the principal applicant in the U.S. after this date. The visa processing fee(US$ 879) is mandatory for each person and the U.S. Government doesn't offer any discount, loan or exception. You have been selected winner of the Diversity Visa lottery so the visa is guaranteed upon receiving the payment fees on time. A hard copy of this letter will be mailed to your postal address upon receiving the payment fees. Please be advised that even through you are a winner of Diveristy Visa your Case Number/Confirmation Number will be provided only after you send the payment confirmation of the fees. Please do not contact us to ask for the Case Number/Confirmation Number. Help For any questions please contact U.S. Department of State's Customer Support at dv@stategov-us.com CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: AUTHORITIES: The information asked for on this form is requested pursuant to Section 222 of the Immigration and Nationality Act. Section 222(f) provides that the records of the Department of State and of diplomatic and consular offices of the United States pertaining to the issuance and refusal of visas or permits to enter the United States shall be considered confidential and shall be used only for the formulation, amendment, administration, or enforcement of the immigration, nationality, and other laws of the United States. Certified copies of such records may be made available to a court provided the court certifies that the information contained in such records is needed in a case pending before the court. PURPOSE: The U.S. Department of State uses the facts you provide on this form primarily to determine your classification and eligibility for a U.S. immigrant visa. Individuals who fail to submit this form or who do not provide all the requested information may be denied a U.S. immigrant visa. Although furnishing this information is voluntary, failure to provide this information may delay or prevent the processing of your case. ROUTINE USES: If you are issued an immigrant visa and are subsequently admitted to the United States as an immigrant, the Department of Homeland Security will use the information on this form to issue you a Permanent Resident Card, and, if you so indicate, the Social Security Administration will use the information to issue a social security number. The information provided may also be released to federal agencies for law enforcement, counterterrorism and homeland security purposes; to

s; to Congress and courts within their sphere of jurisdiction; and to other federal agencies who may need the information to administer or enforce U.S. laws.

Still on Classic Letters!

LETTER TO NAKUMATT SUPERMARKET MANAGER IN KAMPALA

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated December 07, 2009. In which for the 3rd time, you requested that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor in Uganda. I have many more creditors, quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. But knowing the current global economic recession we are both experiencing and don’t forget the size of my salary, you have to agree with me that paying all of you at the same time is out of the question.

That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a bowl and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that if lucky, yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,

Joseph Mubangizi

PS: I regret to inform you that, given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter to me, you will not be taking part in my next three draws.

What the Digital Generation is Missing

With today's digital revolutions, messages are received instantly whether through texting, social networking sites or email. Before the digital revolution, letters were the basic mode of communication. Below is a classic letter between two student lovers.

Dear Sugar

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear.. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.

Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Elvis,

REPLY

Dear Honie

My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realizations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.

How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart..

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favorite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood.

Upfront With Kizza Besigye

http://www.upfrontafrica.com/2011/06/upfront-with-drkizza-besigye.html

True Love!

Religions of the World

The Lift

A Kiboga family took a vacation to Kampala City. One day, the father took his son into a rather large building (Workers House); they were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the lifts at one end of the lobby.

The boy asked: "What's this, Papa?"

The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a beautiful, voluptuous, 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said: "Go get your Mama!"